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I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

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I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

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Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.

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I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them.

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My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

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A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.

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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

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As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.

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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

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